So here’s the final video of this week’s special advent calendar of And Finally reports.
It’s my all time favourite And Finally and comes from a few years back, when an artist was carving England footballer’s faces onto melons to support our boys in the World Cup.
I didn’t have much to work with, it was basically a man and his melons.
I was very proud of the lines ‘the manager’s a Swede, now the players are melons’ and ‘put the bits in the smoothie maker and blend it like Beckham’.
A word of warning, I forgot my make-up bag that day, and I look a bit like a zombie panda in the pieces to camera.